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[短篇] 短篇笑话三则

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短篇笑话三则

1、今天下班回家碰见室友,发现他身上的香味和女朋友身上的竟然香味一模一样,卧槽这个人渣,为了勾引老子可真的下了血本啦。

2、今儿出门在大街上走着呢,
突然一个小姑娘拿着一叠纸和笔跑过来对我说:“先生,您要是不介意的话,问两个问题可以吗?”
我想了想说:“可以啊。那,你多大啦?叫什么名字呀?”

3、我是某快递公司的员工,由于错过了春节回家的车票,公司给我开了个绿灯,让我跟公司的物流货车回家,还给我打印了一张运单,方便家里实时跟进,就这样三天后,我在老家派件员的带领下回家了。
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第1.2.个笑话看了要动动脑筋了

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